the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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