hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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