I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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