i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You made out with two different species that night
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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