It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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