If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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