Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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