After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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