I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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