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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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