You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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