this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize