I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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