I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Farmville is her only friend.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
whose parrot is this?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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