lets start a swedish sibling band together
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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