wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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