Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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