he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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