Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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