im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
you never un-have a 4some
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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