Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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