dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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