ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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