Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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