Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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