alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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