I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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