Non-Jews are for practice
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
