I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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