Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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