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somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs

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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK

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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal

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I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.

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i just made my gag reflex go away.

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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?

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He's only going to be gone for two weeks

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That's two months in gay whore years.

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(540): View more from Virginia

You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?

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(217): View more from Illinois

It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.

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