So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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