yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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