can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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