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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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