respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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