I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
There r osticjed everywhere
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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