Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
