Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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