I cockslap morals
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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