Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
