I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
You can't special order awesome
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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