that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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