You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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