I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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