I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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