Already got asked if we're dating
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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