If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
