She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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