Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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