Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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