They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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