I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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