"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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