thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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