Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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